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my Guestmap REASON, SEASON, LIFETIME. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. Anon
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PRAYER: Sent in by C.
Jones-Sullivan. Wales UK ****************************** I'll Only
Say This Once.
Inspired
writing by C. Jones-Sullivan.
Wales
UK ****************************** Feel
the Oneness. Find
a comfortable position either lying or sitting. First let your body relax. Imagine that your toes are relaxing. Then move up to your calves and along to your stomach, Now we want you to let go completely as if you were a balloon rising. As it rises the balloon continues its rise into When you have risen beyond the earth then you begin to sense that there is something which resides in space. For the planets and the stars are within space, yet space does not demand that they be separated from it. Space
itself has no self awareness as much as can be achieved in concentration. You are One throughout the universe. This means that you are One with all planets and all beings. Then
how you feel is felt by all the universe as One. A lesson can be learned from this. By learning to send your love outward you are creating more love in all beings. When you create anger or fear then your reward is to experience these feelings again
late.
As a part of the One you see that creation happens through individuals who choose to create. go down to the earth
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They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically,
emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them
to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to
bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and
force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may
bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They
usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional
foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/ people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use
in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
May today there be peace within you.
May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.
May you use those gifts that you have received,
and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be content knowing that you are a child of God.
Let His presence settle into your bones, and allow your
soul freedom to sing, dance, and to bask in the sun.
It is there for each and every one of you.
Written by: Carol A Swoyer
10/25/2005
what do they say to you, are you under pressure by them, do they make you feel uncomfortable. The stress of
everyday life is put on you by the severity of the words. There is no compromise, no leverage for error in them.
But think of the pressure the one who is saying the words must be under, they have a lot on their minds and only want
to keep whatever the situation is in perspective, by prolonging the argument it does not solve anything, by saying
"I will only say this once" gives the person it is directed to the chance to concentrate on what is being said so that it will
not need to be repeated, and can be dealt with there and then.
We all have had times when harsh words have hurt our feelings, we prolong the agony by taking the words to heart,
by allowing them to fester and become larger than they were meant to be, all our hurts and disappointments are within
this package and affect our lives and determine how we react to others. Take this package and throw it away, imagine
putting it in a balloon and sending it off to the heavens so the angels can deal with it. Don't try and keep it within you,
just let it go.
then your chest. Finally feel your arms let go, releasing their hold all of your burdens.
clouds and then beyond into the clear air. When the balloon rises above the air it releases the air within in order to
propel it into the universe.
It is as if it were everywhere at once. Now, without the distortion of living on earth, you feel with your mind that
consciousness is everywhere. You know that you are one with this consciousness, that you have always been one
with this consciousness. You know that the One is the master of space and that all that dwells within it are a part of it.
The stars and the planets are concentrations of consciousness. So beings who dwell on planets and suns
are aware of themselves and their surroundings.
When you feel love it is felt in all places. Then realize that your feelings are important.
Therefore you learn to choose how you will feel, as this affects the all.
Then try to spend time sending love out from yourself. The reward is that you will in turn receive the love that you
have created.
as one who knows these truths. Bring love into the world by choosing to forgive, or by choosing to be kind, or by
choosing to let go of anger. Choose well as what you do creates. Choose well as oneness is in concentration in the
earth itself and therefore has more on power
Now we go with one last word and that is that you will remember at least once a day to experience a deep sense of
unending, unlimited love for the complete Oneness that is the all-that-is. When you do this your life will be enriched
on all levels. For even the physical body comes out of the One consciousness. Its needs, desires, wants and even how
it chooses its path of living, are a part of this oneness, this love, these choices.
Affirmations.
I am not separate from all that is
I am responsible for my life and for others
I remember my oneness to all
I am sensing love around me even now
I send the love by wishing it to flow outward from me
I resume my day with a sense of achievement
I reclaim love lost through my anger or resentment
Then peace is my reward and so is accomplishment
for now I am One and my oneness serves me
as it does the whole universe and all beings within it.
Selah
Joey Schwartzman.
Canada.
www.channeling-spirit-guides.com
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Balance
When our bodies are not balanced we become disorientated and cannot live our lives in the best possible way for us.
Each one have their own personal way of living their lives, but there must be balance of the inner energies and the outer
shell to create harmony within.
Many years ago the human make up was different to what if is today, it was designed to combat the difficulties of the
day, the food had to be hunted so the hunters used their physical strength to bring in the food, there were no modern
medicines, herbs growing wild were used for many ailments, The living conditions were so severe they had to build and
maintain their homes while trying to keep themselves warm with wood found in the forests around their habitat. The
cooking facilities were basic and many foods were eaten raw. This way of life was harsh, but it helped the body to keep a
balance with the inner energies by not filling their body with unnecessary food like sweet confections and junk food.
As the years have gone by man has progressed in many ways, but not always for the best. Although our bodies have
adjusted to the modern way of life, it has left a lot of stress within. Some people are trying to reach perfection by eating
what they think is a balanced diet, but not realising the limitation this is putting on the balance of the body. Our bodies
are made of so many element that need to be replaced, by denying this process to happen by limiting the amount of fat
and mineral they consume it will cause an imbalance which shows up by stress and worry, this in itself doesn't help as
stress is one of the main factors of heart disease. The saying a little of what you fancy does you good, is a clear indication
of what the body lacks it's a sign of something needing topping up so to speak.
Unfortunately some people do get addicted to food and substances which harm the bodies structure, even excessive
exercise can harm a body by putting to much stress on the bones, muscles and nerves. Some illnesses like Diabetes
need a diet to help keep the balance, but for the majority a balance is required to live a happy and productive life.
The old saying everything in moderation is true, in that way the balance is perfect.
Cheryl Jones-Sullivan.
Wales UK.
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What is the Nature of Faith.
Aug 15 2008
We are beings who have limits in our ability to see what will come next in our lives. The future is outside of the range of
our vision. So what do we do when circumstances arise that cause us to be in a complete state of discomfort or of pain?
Many people turn to religions; for that is what religions were created for. Others turn to despair. Others have not
chosen which way to go. More often than not those who have chosen religion have also chosen despair.
Then so many people are left suffering. The answers to our problems have not yet been disclosed.
A body poised on a single point feels the point more deeply than a body lying spread out.
As a metaphor the point means our focus is on our problem.
When we are distracted then we do not feel the pain; we often forget it. We use tools such as entertainment
or alcohol as distraction. There are so many forms of distraction that we cannot cover them all here. Some of
these distractions are harmful and some will be of benefit to ourselves or to others.
We are here to discuss faith. The character of faith is to de-emphasize the point on which you lie
while remaining undistracted. How can this be possible? Is faith a distraction or is it something else?
Why is so much emphasis given to the idea of faith? Surely it must have its roots deep
within our being, as we are transformed by it. Then what is this transformation?
If faith has no physical basis, such as alcohol, or or a movie, or television, then it must exist on another level, something
that cannot be touched. So we see that faith is spiritual. In order to make use of its properties then we must attain a
spiritual growth which will give us this tool.
Thus we come to our experiment with spiritual practices and various forms of religion. Sooner or later we find the most
suitable form of practice, or a system of belief, and it is here that, no matter what it is, we place our spiritual quality of faith,
giving it the hand to reach out, and the voice with which to speak the words.
So we grow into new beings now capable of enduring the full stab of our afflictions.
Now it is time to go into the world remembering always that your growth is real. It is as tangible as any object in the room.
When you ask for strength you are given a tangible, real and solid object.
When you go from reading this remember that you are as one who has taken on a shield and a badge of protection;
for you now have faith in the greater reality. You have faith that you are more than you seem to your own vision of
yourself. This greater reality is the love from which you were born. It is there and you now know that it is there on
your behalf.
Any thought that you are alone should be banished from your mind.
There is a fabric to all that is. It is from this that you come into the world.
Now imagine that there is a God. Imagine that this God has no boundaries.
Then all that can be exists in all ways for all of time and exists in ways which we cannot describe.
Then what is left to say. You are meant to exist as fully as is possible.
So what you lack will no longer be not there.
What pain you have will not always trouble.
All is in flux. Rest assured that all that is above will not always seem so high and what is below
will not seem lower than you are. Rivers will rise and flood the land, then rivers will dry.
So you see. Pain will pass into pleasure. Fear will dissipate into order. Crime will erase the criminal. Deeds done for good
will vaporize. All acts will reverse themselves so that they are opposite, until acts of faith remove them from this cycle.
For in faith is growth and in growth is creation and in creation is purpose, so in purpose is achievement
and finally in achievement is the coming of a manifestation of destiny which is the purpose of your life.
You become a greater being so you can create a greater universe.
The new universe will endure forever as a more stable place. Peace means stability. In simple terms it
means that we no longer live in a state of flux, or up and down, or greater and lesser, or pain and pleasure.
We are making this universe together. That is all beings who live on all planets, who arise from time to time
and in different places, who are known to one another or not. All sorts of beings, all who strive to be greater
than they seem to be, in whatever form, human, not human, body, or no body that you would recognize, will
participate, did participate as they are gone, or will participate because they are yet to be born.
So the final word is YES for NO has had its day.
Be now a part of it. Believe that you will overcome whatever is your trouble or your pain or your lack of belief.
Simply believe that the universe is conscious and don’t give it a name, for any name is too small.
Do your best. Have some faith. You will be rewarded.
I am Hethball.
Joey Schwartzman.
Canada.
www.channeling-spirit-guides.com
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What does Peace mean?
Peace for me must always be related to the idea of self-realization and thusly the collective and individual level of
human evolution and experience on the planet. As we become more self-aware through the exploration of our own
minds, hearts and souls, and experience ever higher levels of thought and consciousness through prayer, meditation,
yoga, self-analysis, deeds, (whatever your preferred method is), we come to understand that all our actions have an
impact on every other facet of life (the biosphere, the atmosphere, plants, animals, resources, people, cultures).
There is nothing anyone can do, action or change that will not affect something or someone else in someway.
With this in mind, all our decisions and experiences are thusly interconnected and ultimately, at a very deep level,
we are all united, scientifically, spiritually, and philosophically. So then, peace for me is the realization of unity and
the movement towards actions and decisions that benefit the individual and collective existence. Peace is a process
and a state of mind, rather than an end goal. That there is an end goal to anything is a moot point.
Peace is also unique to every individual person living everywhere and just as well because the Universe abhors
sameness. All that ever was, is and will be has always erred on the side of diversity and unique character.
However, we are bound by one thing. The community of our existence. This unity makes us all equally responsible
for the welfare of others. We can choose (or not) to help foster a brighter world. After all, if we are all connected in
someway, not pursuing thoughts, words and deeds that evolve us and contribute towards peace would be akin to
shooting our own foot.
There is one last logical idea in this small rambling. Peace, if a state of mind in an ongoing process, unique to everyone
due to collective diversity, must give rise to the greatest of all creative energies due to the realization of self and
ultimate oneness. In fact, it is extremely hard to experience peace without the greatest of all creative energies.
With self-realization comes Love. With unity comes Love. With peace comes Love. But does Love come first or last?
Is it endemic to the process? I think the true answer lies within the unique consciousness of every individual
everywhere. It is up to you. You choose where love comes. You choose when to open that door.
Peace and Love
Matt Rivers.
Brighton England. UK
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Time.
(
Inspired from the song Time by Enya. )
What is time? It is the way that we measure our lives, it is the way we see ourselves, we try and put back the clock of time
by wanting to live as long as we can, to look as young as we can, for as long as we can. But where does the look of
experience go if it is not notched on our faces, the character of a persons life is etched on their faces if we get rid of this
what have we got left, just a shell without any life experiences to show to the world, our inner beauty. Only God knows
what is ahead for us, we try and see into the future, but why, we cannot do anything about it, so we should live our lives
in a loving and happy way without worrying about our outer shell.
Time is a healer they say, as time goes by it helps to soften the hurt of losing a loved one you never forget them, but time
does softens the hurt and you learn to live with your personal loss. A loss of a loved one is traumatic, whether they pass
into the higher life, or choose another pathway in their lives, their physical self is no longer with you, but their spiritual
essence is, the times you have had together cannot be taken away from you it is part of your earthly journey, by
remembering the good times you had with them not the bad, time will be no barrier to the mind, let yourself have time
for contemplation sit in a quiet place you are comfortable with and let your mind drift to the memory of your loved ones,
they will be with you. Send thoughts of love to them it will help.
We count time by hours and minutes, God counts time by the way we live our lives, time is relevant to the now, what has
passed should stay in the past, by bringing it into the now you are not healing, not allowing it to heal but allowing the
past to affect the now and the future. Just say to yourselves “ That was then, This is now. “ It will help to bring perspective
into your life.Time is something scientists are still trying to work out, but why, some things are best left alone, and
accepted for what they are. Don’t rush around trying to get everything done in a day, there is always another day.
Pace your life to your own speed, don’t try and emulate others it is not you, be yourself and live in your own definition of
time, everyone has their own life experiences and they all differ from each one. Just live your life in a way that is right for
you, don’t worry about the past or the future live for today in a loving and harmonies way and all will be well.As you
reflect back in time you see the wonder of life, and be able to see that God has a hand in everything you do. God loves
you and wants the best for you, in time by being loving to each other all will come to you, perhaps not in a material
sense but in a spiritual sense where you will reap all the good you have sown, and what you have done for others will be
your reward.
Let your spirit guide you, Let your heart be full of love, Enabling you to live your life in a joyful and serene way.
Author. Cheryl Jones-Sullivan.
Wales UK.
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WHITE EAGLE
"There is no restriction on a person's soul other than that which it places upon itself.....
Therefore think of having a pair of wings on your shoulders, of a winged disc, the
latter being the symbol of the sun; and the sun, of course, being the Christ Spirit;
the wings, indicating the power of the soul to fly—to rise above your limitations. "
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Philosophy from Two Crows
If you imagine standing on the edge of an ocean, consider what you see in front of you. The vast expanse of water in
front of you stretches as far as the eye can see; there is the horizon and nothing more beyond... or is there? We know
from prior knowledge that there is more, even though it is not visible at that moment - even though we cannot see it,
we can imagine it for we know it to be so. Yet how often do we stretch that which we know to be true, to imagine more -
to expand on our current knowledge? Perhaps therefore we should take time to explore that horizon - to make moves
to discover more of what lies beyond.
We know that although the ocean is vast it is not infinite; it is broken by land - by islands, by other parts of the World.
What of our own horizons, beyond our own vision? At times we may feel that there is nothing but the ebb and flow of
our own tides - our emotions, our experiences and that all we are aware of is all that there is. Yet we know that there is
more and we each have our own horizons to explore, to investigate, to bring together all that we believe to be beyond
the horizon just out of sight with that which we have never even dreamed of.
Thus discoveries are made, knowledge is expanded and we know that we have reached beyond our own limitations
as we perceive them, beyond all that we are familiar with - to embrace the unknown and to journey beyond those
boundaries. Within the expanse of the ocean of knowledge that wed can see are hidden depths that create boundaries
and new experiences as much as reaching beyond the horizons - for even in what we can see immediately in front of us
are other aspects to be explored and the unknown to learn about - to delve into. How far we go towards the horizon -
for there is always a horizon ahead - and how deep we go to explore is for us to decide. We are the decision-makers in
our own adventures and explorations, and although we may sometimes share that horizon with others, all that is found
along the way is ours alone and will be different for everyone.
See the ocean ahead of you - for it is the ocean of possibilities.'Til we meet again...
Author Michele.
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Be
Positive
We talk about things being positive and we talk about things being negative, well when I was in school we were
taught that the sign of being positive was a plus, and the sign for negative was just a dash, if you have a plus sign
you are adding, if you have the minus sign you are taking away,
So remember whenever you are positive you are adding, you are adding your own energies to that great pool of
energies in the heavens, that can be used for every good purpose, not only in this physical world, but in other worlds
also, and especially in the spirit world.
When you are negative you are taking away from that pool, and that energy is just wasted, so always try to be positive
always try to add never take away, because when you add according to the law you add to yourself also, as you give,
so you receive.
Whenever you take away, there is nothing to give, nothing to receive. "The sign for positive is a plus where you add,
the sign for negative is a minus where you take away. It's so much easier to be positive, and add to your quality of life,
than being negative and taking away that quality."
Author. Cheryl. Jones-Sullivan.
Wales. UK
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Life.
Life is a canvas that the artist has not began to work with, it has a living entity of its own. As the years go by, the canvas
is impressed with life's experiences and lesson’s which can be good or bad, happy or sad. How the balance is reached
depends on the artist who is you, you may stand back and look at the canvas on an easel and judge what would inspire
you to put there, or you may sit and have the canvas on your lap near you. Both ways are equal. It is well to stand back
and study the outlay, but you could miss seeing the detail, as the canvas can give you the wrong prospective on what
the ultimate picture will be.
Again you may see the detail and be able to feel at one with the nearness of the canvas being on your lap, but will miss
the whole picture, it is for you to decide how you balance the way your canvas of life is filled.
By looking and feeling the world around you. You will see there is colour in everything even the water we drink, you
may say it is colourless but if you go to the source of the water you will see colour in it. By sitting and looking quietly
into its heart, the greens, blues, browns, greys, and white, and many more colours will be there in the image of the earth.
sky, plantation, soil, reflecting into the water.
Then the emotion of the elements serve to add another dimension, making the water bubble, the air forming a
spectrum of colour within the bubble, the force of the magnetic properties causing it to rush it's endless journey to the
sea. causing the colour white to emerge in it's foam, to meet the white and grey of the clouds, The fire of the sun
sending it's yellow rays into the depth of the water, spreading its rays and warmth down to the earths core to replenish
and nourish, and to be able to dance on the surface of the water, delighting the eye and causing things to look in a
different light, as you are reflecting on the reflection in the water, the earth meets the sky and causes an explosion of
colour which contain all the primary colours, which can be extended and joined to make different variations through
this clear water you can now call rain, which meets the air and light of Gods creation and manifests itself into the glory
of the rainbow.
The colours of your canvas are the essence of you, each one allowing you to use your heart and mind in a way that will
enhance your lives, be prudent in how you paint your canvas, but enjoy your life as it is meant to be. Have fun, bring in
the colours of your enjoyment share them, and be happy with the picture you create, bring in the love and be what
God intended you to be. Loving, Caring, in Harmony with yourself, and Happy.
Author. Cheryl Jones-Sullivan.
Wales. UK
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Unconditional
Love.
I love you as you are. As you seek to find your own special way, to relate to the world. I honour your choices, to learn in
the way you feel is right for you. I know it is important that you are the person you want to be and not someone that I,
or others think you should be. I realise that I cannot know what is best for you, although perhaps, sometimes I think I do.
I have not been where you have been, viewing life from the angle you have. I do not know what you have chosen to
learn, how you have chosen to learn it, with whom, or in what time period. I have not walked life in your eyes, so how
can I know what you need.
I allow you to be in the world without a thought or word of judgement from me about the deeds you undertake. I see
no error in the thing you say and do. In this place where I am, I see that there are many ways to perceive and experience
the different facets of our world. I allow without reservation the choices you make in each moment. I make no
judgement of this for if I would deny your right to your evolution, then I would deny that right for myself and all others
to those who would choose a way I cannot walk, whilst I may not choose to add my power and energy to this way.
I will never deny you the gift of love that God bestowed within me, for all creation, as l love, so I shall be loved, as I sow,
so shall I reap. I allow you the universal right of free will to walk your own path, creating steps, or to sit awhile, if that is
what is right for you. I will make no judgement that these steps are large or small, nor light or heavy, or that they lead up
or down, for this is just my viewpoint. I may see you do nothing and judge it to be unworthy, and yet it may be that you
bring great healing, as you stand blessed by the light of God. I cannot always see the higher picture of Divine Order.
For it is the inalienable right of all life, to choose their own evolution, and with great love I acknowledge your right to
determine your future. In humility, I bow to the realisation that the way I see as right for me, does not have to mean it
is right for you. I know that many races, religions, customs, nationalities, and beliefs within our world, bring us great
richness, and allow us the benefit and teachings of such diverseness. I know we each learn in our own unique way, in
order to bring that love and wisdom back to the whole. I know that if there were only one way to do something, there
would need only to be one person. I will not only love you if you behave in a way I think you should, or believe in those
things I believe in. I understand you are truly a part of me, though you may have been born in a different place and
believe in a different God than I.
The love I feel is for all my children, and for all of Gods world. I know that every living thing is a part of God, and I feel a
love deep within for every person, animal, tree and flower, every bird, river and ocean. And for all creatures in all the
world. I live my life in loving Service, being the best me I can, becoming wiser in the perfection of divine truth, becoming
happier in the joy of "Unconditional Love"
Anon
Take hold of every Moment.
A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: "This, - he said - isn't
any ordinary package. "He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. "She got this the first time
we went to New York, 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on. Was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it.
He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had
just died. He turned to me and said: "Never save something for a special occasion.
Every day in your life is a special occasion".
I still think those words changed my life. Now I read more and clean less. I sit on the porch without worrying about
anything. I spend more time with myfamily, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to
be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day. I'll wear new clothes to
go to the supermarket, if I feel like it. I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to.
The words "Someday..." and "One Day..." are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing,
I want to see, listen or do it now. I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there
the next morning, this nobody can tell. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends. She might call old
friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favourite food. It's these
small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come. I would regret it, because I would no longer see
the friends I would meet, letters that I wanted to write "One of these days". I would regret and feel sad, because I didn't
say to my family and friends, not times enough at least, how much I love them. Now, I try not to delay, postpone or keep
anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives. And, on each morning, I say to myself that this could be a
special day. Each day, each hour, each minute, is special. If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because,
probably, there's someone you care about. If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself
that you will send it "One of these days", remember that "One day" is far away... or might never come.. .
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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